Suzdal to Moscow

In which a coin is not a coin

Starring participants in the Kremlin International Queuing Competition. 

St Petersburg to Suzdal

In which the monks and nuns dig tunnels under the river to get at one another

And starring a deceased bee

St Petersburg Weddings

In which money litters the street

And starring meringue toting brides

Peterhof

In which no one is really tricked

And starring idiots

Helsinki to St Petersburg

In which a visit is made to a very posh prison and a boat engine catches fire.

And starring Anastasia and an extremely fat American

Tallinn to Helsinki

In which £9 is paid for a single glass of house wine

And starring a Finnish choir of 200 singers

Riga to Tallinn

In which a hotel lives up to its name

And starring Claire, Catherine and Jen

Vilnius to Riga

In which Poetic Roboticism is explained and some social flotsam washes up.

And starring Nicholaj whose name changed with independence and Rose an Olympic athlete who took part in the 1948 London Games.

 

Warsaw to Vilnius

In which a marching band refused to yield

And starring a man with an enormous pink bucket in the middle of a forest

Cologne to Warsaw

In which no corners are cut, leeches appear in tins and the water of St Stanislaus is tainted.

And starring three inflatable Smurfs and a racist Brit

Brussels to Cologne

In which Catherine comes to save me

Starring grumpy German cyclists

London to Brussels

In which a decision tree changes everything

Starring Catherine Potten, Rocky & Rudy!