From Ban Bangbao to Ko Wai

In which Paradise has vacancies. 

Starring thonged Russians and a fisherman with murderous intent

From Chiang Mai to Ban Bangbao

In which the police fail us, we find ourselves unable to pay for dinner and my filthy travel towel is stolen

Starring drunk tattooed French terrorism enthusiasts 

To Burma and back

In which we nearly go to three countries in one day, but in the end, I can’t be bothered and there is a traumatic incident with a rat.

Starring Nancy the comedienne who kept us all to time and convict masseurs.

Chiang Mai to Pai

In which tea is boiled in a bamboo kettle and we give up on Western food.

Starring a dead dog that Abby got attached to.

Chiang Mai

In which all the dogs wear jumpers, yet another toilet explodes and we have two Thai Bastards

Starring some students who wanted to interview us and a man who sketches on his iPad.

Kuala Lumpur Part III

In which it becomes clear that one size does not fit all

Starring some American boys who learnt the virtues of marmite

Kuala Lumpur Part II

In which we go on the craziest taxi journey of our lives

Starring DJ ‘Stella Nutella’

  

Kota Kinabalu II and Mantanani Island

In which some boys try to steal our fire and I rip up a terrible batik

Starring Sprout who is dramatically injured in battle

To Tawau and back again

In which the Indonesian Embassy run out of stickers

Starring Noel who didn’t really know anyone after all and Chris who kept mysteriously reappearing.