Khao Sok National Park

In which I share my bungalow with a bat and am attacked by a crab

Starring Pepsi, a dancing elephant who answered to his name and the world’s most well rocked baby

Bangkok

In which things go all ‘Hotel California’ and we’re grateful for lax safety legislation  


Starring my parents who exhaust me in a sightseeing frenzy and puppets that require three people to manoeuvre them.

Siem Reap

In which a bicycle tyre bursts and three pairs of shoes are sacrificed to the flood.

Starring a 22yr old marine with a keen sense of irony and a waitress who made no apologies to Vietnam.

Phnom Penh

In which we hear how an entire city was emptied in three days

Starring Abby Stables!

4000 Islands to Sihanoukville

In which the terrible, terrible waves, sink a boat.

Starring bare chested fire jugglers.

Vientiane to the 4000 Islands

In which I narrowly avoid getting a fine for illegal bicycle parking.

Starring an extremely shy American who might have thought I was stalking him.  

Luang Prabang to Vientiane

In which a toilet explodes

Starring no one in particular

Luang Prabang

In which I am compared (unfavourably) to an elephant

Starring Mayoung whose child I definitely wasn’t killing