Sydney to Canberra

In which the pain of an epic delay is mitigated by ignorance.

Starring a real live person reading a broadsheet newspaper.

Perth to Sydney

In which everyone is disappointed with Cook and things get broken in Broken Hill

Starring Pat who got to Australia the really, really long but extremely cheap way

Perth

In which whale sharks are once again the star performers

Starring Jack the jellyfish killer

Brisbane

In which I have to pretend to be a tree

Starring Minty the reluctant hugger and Smiggins who had completed a basic obedience and behaviour course. 

Puerto Princesa to El Nido and back again

In which the small lagoon is actually rather large and the secret lagoon isn’t that secret

Starring a lady with a mirror ball on her head and an apparently dying man getting it on next door

Bohol to Puerto Princesa

In which we flee the police and have to assume a false identity to go underground

Starring Joey who was not our friend

From Siquijor to Bohol

In which the hills are chocolate and the trees are carpeted. 

Starring German the German and a bunch of knife wielding Russians.