Melaka to Singapore

In which we stay in a pigsty

Starring two Australian naval officers who had an unfortunate but unsurprising fireworks accident

Kuala Lumpur to Melaka

In which we are invited to dance by a man in camouflage trousers.

Starring Master Ho, a Kungfu genius who punched his index finger through a coconut, Mr Universe and two quantum physicists (theoretical).

Penang to Kuala Lumpur

In which we do some serious glampacking at the Sheraton and Cath gets cake for her birthday (against all the odds)

Starring two crazy New Yorkers and a cab driver who doesn't allow kissing

Langkawi to Penang

In which a bus goes on diversion to take me to my stop

Starring a Malaysian cowboy and his hotpant-ed girlfriend.

Krabi to Langkawi

In which I overstay my welcome in Thailand

Starring a one armed plant pot and a Saudi Arabian in a Hawaiian suit

Koh Phi Phi

In which we discover the best way to approach a sleeping shark and my Mom and I do the limbo under a burning pole

Starring Joey the RayBan wearing boatman who didn’t want to talk about the Tsunami.

Railay Beach, Krabi

In which ‘time for relax’ becomes a marketable itinerary item

Starring Tarzan: King of the Baboons